Lots of people have a bucket list. You know, the list of things you want to do before you die...or before you turn a certain age?
I have decided it would be more entertaining to make a bucket list of things that you will NEVER do.
So I decided to start my list, and I challenge YOU to do this... it's actually not that easy. You start second guessing yourself, thinking: "Maybe I will, actually, do a triathlon!?!?!" #nope
Here goes:
1. Participate in a triathlon. I'm to lazy. That is all.
2. Read Moby Dick. Nope, I have terrible reading comprehension and not enough patience to listen to it on audiobook.
3. Eat sushi. No Thanks.
4. Personally own a truck. I don't think they are girly-but they are super practical! I'm just a girly girl.
5. Climb a mountain. Again, too lazy and just plain don't want to.
6. Own a boat. I like boats. I just don't know enough about them or care to.
7. Mountain Bike. I mean, I would ride a mountain bike out to my mailbox and back, but have no desire to take a bike off road.
8. Give Birth to another child. Done and Done.
9. Live on a farm. Nope, I have a general dislike for animals, and again, I am to lazy.
10. Plant a garden. I am not disciplined enough. #lazy
11. Scuba Dive. I don't know why, but the thought of seeing everything swimming around me freaks me out. I like to see what I am swimming in. #pool
12. Star in a movie. Let's be real, it ain't happening.
13. Play a recreational sport. I am not competitive. I feel bad for the team that loses, even if it's not MY team.
14. Enjoy cooking. I don't like the clean up. Actually, I hate the clean up.
15. Solve for Y. Nope, never could do it and never will.
In summary, I am lazy.
What about you? What are some things you know that you will NEVER do?
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